I'm Ric. 21. UK.I swear a lot. I love tattoos, pugs, animals in clothing, and big dicks.

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ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

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